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So they just released the new Halo maps (I think it was yesterday, but if it wasn't, oh well.. splitting hairs, right?) and that gave me initiative to log onto Live and play some Halo 3.

The new maps are great. The three levels they've released are pretty awesome for various games, but annoyingly, the current playlist for the new levels doesn't allow any sort of discretion as to what type of game you will be playing. Sometimes you get lucky and the game you want will magically appear, but most of the time it's some majestic "territory" game.

Well, picking up that 360 controller also made me remember my least favorite thing about Halo, which is the sheer fact that being a girl in that game puts a large target directly on your back. Not even in the game necessarily, it mostly just opens you up to ridicule and harassment in the tournament lobbies. I don't have enough time to silence everyone, so I get to hear a lot of "so you have a vagina?" and "OH MY GOD, IS THAT A GIRL PLAYING HALO?" and "Will you be my girlfriend" and "let's makeout, jenfoldsfive!"

I'm sure they're just getting their multiplayer panties in a bunch over hearing that there might be a pair of tits vaguely connected to the game their about to play... but that doesn't stop these people from being annoying and very unoriginal.

That was my mini rant about how I can't play Halo without a million dudes harassing me and then trying to friend me with voice messages like "you have boobs, so you should be my friend."

As a side note, friend me, then if you're ever online, team up with me so we can run train on some bitches.