User login

Recent News

Review: Scary Kids Scaring Kids - Self Titled

The release of SKSK third album was almost unnoticed to me until i seen it in the target. They have moved a long way from the After Dark EP of being a deep dark sound.

Review: New Maps Of Hell

Bad Religion's new record New Maps Of Hell is amazing. The songs have so much energy && the shows to promote the new record where some of the best ive ever been to.

Review: Shorebirds - S/T 7"

With a lineup featuring ex-members of Jawbreaker and Latterman, it would have taken a lot for me not to like this record. Fortunately, that isn't the case.

Submitted by DogFarts on Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:17am.
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

...and I'm signed up as an extra all day. My call time is 7:30 A.M. I'm pretty pumped.

Anyone else excited about him filming here in pittsburgh? Or does no one care?



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:19am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

eh he aint what everyone thought he was. He's a 1 trick pony much like Rob Zombie.

Oh and he can't write comics for shit!



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:25am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

How is he a 1 trick pony? All of his movies are written great, just pretty low budget other then like...Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks 2. Mallrats was funny as hell...just, shitty shitty camera work and stuff, you could tell it's low budget.

Ok...maybe his comics aren't that great...i'll give ya that.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:27am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

Jersey Girl sucked ass!
Dogma was not good ( in my opinion )

the dude can't make a decent movie outside of his lil jay and silent bob universe.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:29am
mynameisryan's picture
Posts: 235
Joined: 2005-09-14

heh, he was filming five minutes from my house yesterday at McKeesport Little Theater, and i actually stopped by to see what was going on, but i couldn't really see what was going on.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:30am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

Jersey Girl did suck, but I mean...that movie doesn't count...nope...

Dogma was great. I think it was his biggest critically acclaimed movie to date, other then clerks. But I could be wrong about that.

All of his movies DO connect, so I can understand where you may not like it. To get one of them, you almost have to watch/know the rest of them.

To each their own I guess. I'm sure there are movies you like that i'm all like POO THAT SHIT BITCH.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:31am
Brandon's picture
Posts: 417
Joined: 2005-09-16

dogma.....is in the jay and silent bob universe



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:33am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

I wanted to say it, but I wanted to argue other points too.

It is in the jersey story line.

IN ORDER OF CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER:

Mallrats
Clerks.
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks 2.

I know mallrats came out after clerks. but it takes place 1 day prior to the events in Clerks. So.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:33am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

Brandon wrote:
dogma.....is in the jay and silent bob universe

Nooooooooooo really?

I just through that in there so it didn't look like i was tossin him under the bus for 1 movie.

I really didnt like dogma but it was way better than jersey girl which most certainly does count.

I'm tellin you that dude can't do shit outside of his lil universe ...



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:36am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

that doesn't make him a one trick pony. It makes him a MANY trick pony that he can only do in one certain area. haha.

I don't know, alot of people don't get his movies and don't enjoy them. I love them, every single one of them.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:39am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

i get his movies and enjoy and own most of them ...

Clerks, Mallrats and the Clerks cartoon are some good shit. Chasing Amy and Clerks 2 are good too.

Jay and SB strike back has its moments.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:42am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

haha, so you only don't like the fact that he sticks to his view askew universe? I think that's what I like about him. All of his movies interconnect...sorta like comics books...BUNG!

The cartoon series is fucking great. You ever take a listen to the commentary on that shit? Funny as hell.

Chasing Amy gives me a mind fuck everytime I watch it.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:51am
TheCaptain's picture
Posts: 227
Joined: 2005-09-14

This film is called someone and someone else "Make a Porno." They were two names in the title that I don't remember.

One of my teachers was casted as an old lady who tries out for a sex scene or something. Awkward to say the least.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:53am
mattbeall's picture
Posts: 45
Joined: 2007-09-03

Dude, the commentary on the cartoon episodes is some of the funniest shit ever put to dvd. I've watched the actual cartoons like once and the commentaries like eight times.

Actually all of Kevin Smith's commentaries are pure gold. Even Jersey Girl is worth owning just for the commentary.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:54am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

Zack and Mari Make a Porno.

It's out of the Askewnivers, so beware. No jay and Silent Bob in this Flick. ha



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:54am
TheCaptain's picture
Posts: 227
Joined: 2005-09-14

I'm actually not completely positive that is the same film, but my teacher specifically said it was a Kevin Smith movie. So it makes sense, but who knows.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 12:58am
mynameisryan's picture
Posts: 235
Joined: 2005-09-14

DogFarts wrote:
Zack and Mari Make a Porno.

It's out of the Askewnivers, so beware. No jay and Silent Bob in this Flick. ha

actually, according to imdb; jason mewes is in the movie. who else would he play but jay? but i did hear that kevin smith won't be in it.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 1:03am
Lashund's picture
Posts: 96
Joined: 2005-09-14

jason mewes isnt playing jay, he's playing someone named lester.
i figured he had already done his shooting at the mall, i know a few people who have run into smith and seth rogen up there in the past few weeks. this sounds pretty sweet, hah



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 1:05am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

I'd love to see that dude put out a movie thats not in the J & SB universe and it be great! Seriously I want him to be able to be a decent writer and director and not a 1 trick hack. I just have my doubts.

Dudes comics are retarded ... everything he has written has started out good then went to hell about 1/2 way through . Daredevil, Green Arrow, Spiderman/Black Cat are 3 fine examples of that.

which kinda sucks considering he's a huge fanboy

I'm a huge fanboy too but hmmm yeah i dunno if i could write a good comic given a character like GA or Daredevil.

I am working on an idea for a movie though .... hopefully I can sell that to someone.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 1:07am
DogFarts's picture
Posts: 402
Joined: 2007-09-24

I am too. well, i've had an idea for a FEW movies, im just too lazy to actually get my fat ass to sit down and write.

I wanna be a director, a producer, something. I love movies. It's the only thing I know.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 1:17am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

I dont really want anything to do with my movie other than in the credits it says "written by Taylor Freeman"



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 1:43am
Posts: 297
Joined: 2005-09-15

chasing amy was his best movie ever. mallrats was a lot better than it's given credit for too.

as for comics, i loved his Daredevil runs, and his Green Arrow run, and GA is a character i hate. his problem is he can't meet a deadline if his life depended on it.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 2:40am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

Thats not his only problem as far as comics go .... he can't write a decent ending ... the pacing is off ... and he loves to put religion into his comics ( example: Daredevil and GA )

You notice this best when you are reading his Daredevil compared to Bendis' . Even more so in GA when you go from his run to Brad Meltzer who in my opinion had THE best arc in that whole Green Arrow series.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 6:42am
Stef's picture
Posts: 382
Joined: 2005-09-14

kevin smith is the unfunniest person on the face of the planet. fuck him. i''m actually pissed that my work is within a 5 mile radius of where he will be today. he's a gross human being.



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 6:29pm
OHMYGORE's picture
Posts: 521
Joined: 2005-09-26

rob zombie is a one trick pony?
what the hell was his trick?



Thu, 01/31/2008 - 6:31pm
Zilla's picture
Posts: 995
Joined: 2007-08-01

OHMYGORE wrote:
rob zombie is a one trick pony?
what the hell was his trick?

White zombie

and no, i dont give a shit about kevin smith

Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around with me and turn me back to the old me



Fri, 02/01/2008 - 2:48am
TJTimeBomb's picture
Posts: 2182
Joined: 2005-09-13

OHMYGORE wrote:
rob zombie is a one trick pony?
what the hell was his trick?

70s white trash culture